Person One: Hey I ended up leaving Napier after high school and went travelling/ studying. Since then I've met heaps of new friends and found a rewarding career. What did you get up to?
Person Two: Oh wow, I stayed in Napier, now have three children and I'm not even 20 yet. It's great because all my friends who stayed in Napier have babies too. We just LOVE getting pregnant here! Other stuff we get up to is smoke drugs and drink copious amounts of alcohol.
Person Two: Oh wow, I stayed in Napier, now have three children and I'm not even 20 yet. It's great because all my friends who stayed in Napier have babies too. We just LOVE getting pregnant here! Other stuff we get up to is smoke drugs and drink copious amounts of alcohol.
by bluebabendedabenda September 10, 2011
An animal from the wild whose purpose is to hit people in the heart with a fastball. The natural enemy of bullpen fences. Acts on dog instinct.
by Slice enough May 11, 2006
A sometimes sunny city in Hawke's Bay, New Zealand. It's the Art Deco capital of New Zealand. The tourism industry used to be huge, but now it's dwindling. Marineland is now closed down, and the most exciting place to go is the Farmers Market on Sundays down at Marine Parade.
by pukanableh December 14, 2010
The weed and Art Deco Capital, if Napier goes dry, so do you.
#1 destination for STD carriers annnd a pretty town, obviously better than Hastings.
#1 destination for STD carriers annnd a pretty town, obviously better than Hastings.
1.Bro! Wanna' go to Napier for the weekend?
2.Uh...I dunno', the tourist stuff or weed?
1.Nah I was thinkin' of getting wild!!
2.You'll get an STD.
1.....Not keen.
2.Uh...I dunno', the tourist stuff or weed?
1.Nah I was thinkin' of getting wild!!
2.You'll get an STD.
1.....Not keen.
by coolpower April 19, 2011
by Catastrophicalstacybump January 4, 2022
by bruce April 19, 2004
She’s got WAP if I ever saw it. She’s your small town freak. When you catch a glimpse of that menace of a women you’ll want to fuck her in your local Walmart beauty isle right on the spot. There’s no going back once you get with a margaret napier knowone else can make you orgasm in less than .13738 seconds using only her left middle finger
Jeff: I was riding a bull and I saw a margaret napier
Bobby: dude, did you fall off? You must have been squirting unconditionalaly
Bobby: dude, did you fall off? You must have been squirting unconditionalaly
by Catastrophicalstacybump January 4, 2022